72 Miles From The Sea

There were no eggs At all today at Lidl’s As all the hens now Identify as cockerels

  The old chicken stopped laying eggs And when investigating the cause The local vet soon discovered that she Was going through the ...

Foghorn Leghorn works out And gives his muscles a flex As he keeps himself in shape And concentrates on his pecks  

  Prissy Leghorn crossed the road Without any fuss or theatrics   Because her husband Foghorn Said there was a man laying bricks

  Daphne Duck married Foghorn Leghorn And their child woke them At the quack of dawn

  Why did the chicken go to the séance? Rather than stay where he resides The reason he went to the séance Was so he could reach the o...

  What do you call a chicken? The question begs If it wears a shell suit? It’s obviously an Egg

  One day in the future the time will come When tolerance and acceptance will reign And chickens will be free to cross the road Withou...

  The half a chicken crossed the road Because he had no one beside So, the reason it crossed the road Was to get to its other side

  When the headless chicken crossed the road There was no wing under which to tuck it Because sadly the chicken crossed the road In a ...

  Why did the chewing gum cross the highway? Isn’t a question you get asked every day However, the answer is actually a simple one   ...

  What do you call a rooster who wakes You up every morning at five o’clock His actual name is Foghorn Leghorn But we like to call h...

  Why did the chicken not cross the road And choose instead to commit suicide? It seems to me to be the wrong approach If he just want...

  The chicken and the egg Lay in the afterglow He lit a cigarette and said “Well now we know”

  Poultry farmers who keep Battery chickens are fiends   Because they earn their Immoral living by fowl means

  A chicken at the movies Made the whole theatre look So, the manager asked “Why are you here chook?” The chicken replied, “Well, ...

  Foghorn Leghorn Le Rooster Crossed a busy Parisian Rue Because he had something Important to cockadoodle dooo

  Reverend Foghorn Leghorn Has done his reputation damage When he was ejected from church For using fowl language

  Foghorn Leghorn’s wife only laid Her eggs in the winter or fall But that made sense, as she was No Spring Chicken after all

  One day in a far more caring world Every chicken that ever lives Will be able to cross the road without Being judged on their motive...