72 Miles From The Sea

  A number of Chemists were taken ill And try as we might we couldn’t Helium And because we were unable to Curium The only thing we co...

  I spotted a chemistry student Entering the toilets the other day He washed his hands on the way in Which is always a dead giveaway

  I’m good at chemistry and I’m funny Those are the talents, I rely upon So when asked for a good Chemistry joke I replied that all th...

  I’m good at chemistry and I’m funny Those are my only talents, so far So when I was asked if I knew Any jokes about sodium, I replie...

  My Great Uncle is a scientist As well as a keen horticulturist Which is quite evident to see As he’s growing a chemistree

  Chemists and alchemists Are both of feminine gender Because one is an Ann Eliza And the other a Charlotte Ann

  A number of Chemists were taken ill And try as we might we couldn’t Helium And because we were unable to Curium The only thing we co...

  I spotted a chemistry student Entering the toilets, the other day He washed his hands on the way in Which is always a dead giveaway

If it is green or it squirms, it’s Biology   If it smells or burns, then its Chemistry   If it doesn't work, it’s a Physics theory