72 Miles From The Sea

  Whenever I have any spare cash I give it all to Charity She appeals to me everynight On pay per view TV

  I’ve just seen an appeal on TV The plight is so unfair Reuniting the separated Lids with the tupperware

  I made a huge donation To a Donkey Charity As they were being abused At the donkey spanktuary

  After the scandal of aid workers And their relationships with prostitutes They needed to be reminded it seems That they were there f...

  Cheryl Cole like other celebs Feels she’d like to do her bit And she wants to fight Malaria Because you’re worth it

  How they exploit our compassion With emotional blackmail They paint us Pitiful tableaux’s Of fly ridden waifs Babies at barren b...

  I’ve just seen an appeal on TV The plight is so unfair Reuniting the separated Lids with the Tupperware

  I can’t believe the size of my water bill It’s really getting me down According to Oxfam for £3 a month I can supply a whole town

  Just 3 pounds a month From me and you Will help to pay the lease On their luxury HQ

  Not happy just to pester me in life The Red Cross want me instead To change my last will and testament To take my money when I’m dea...

  Just 3 pounds a month Will help them meet their quota So, the fund raisers can drive Their 30 grand motor

  I supported the Red Cross For many Years But their hard sell tactics Brought me to tears   Not content with My monthly subscri...

  The Red Cross are getting greedy Not happy to just milk me in life They want me to will them a percentage Of what should go to my wi...

  A scandal has broken Of the very worst kind It’s totally unforgivable To my way of mind That fraud Pudsey Bear Isn’t really blin...

  I went to an Animal shelter today I wasn’t impressed as a matter of fact It was incredibly small an pokey There wasn’t enough room t...

  After the scandal of aid workers And their relationships with prostitutes They needed to be reminded it seems That they were there f...

  I ran the Cake stall at the Village Fete Charging 50 pence per bake Well, that’s not exactly true I charged more for “Madeira cake”

  How they exploit our compassion With emotional blackmail They paint us Pitiful tableaux’s Of fly ridden waifs Babies at barren b...

  When I saw the famine victims of Ethiopia I said I felt no sympathy for their plight Flies busy around eyes nose and mouth I said I ...

I can’t believe the size of my water bill It’s really getting me down According to Oxfam for £3 a month I can supply a whole town