72 Miles From The Sea

  “Can you put the cat out?” I heard my angry wife shout “No, it can use the cat flap” I immediately shouted back She then screamed ...

  At the end of the day Cats enjoy a drink And the love to hear The Mice cubes chink

  Look at me, the young cat purred Look I am a very clever kitty I am a huntress to be admired I’ve caught a Squirrel as big as me I...

  I have a number of cats, but one Is a mischievous kitten Who swallowed a ball of wool As a result she had Mittens

  My Uncle is a great cat lover And he’s always been a smashing bloke But after he came to visit, my cat Is recovering from a massive ...

The difference between Cats and dogs is easily seen Because Dogs have owners Whereas Cats have helpers

  An important element of The Feline establishment Is the Cat Constabulary Known as Claw enforcement

  We have a cat called “Bowling” So why did we call him that? It’s obvious when you think about it Because “Bowling” is an Alley cat

  I was told something interesting By the RSPCA Man He said Dogs can’t have an MRI But explained that CatsCan

  The head of global sales Bought a new kitten today And when he took it home He took it to the litter tray And then he said “let’s ...

  When you hear The chorus, from where The alley cat’s tarry Just remember That every tom Has a dick, Harry

  I was told I should buy a cat “Why on earth would I do that?” “They’re good company” they say “And they keep the mice away” Well e...

  I put Ginger in the Curry And my kids are angry at that I thought it was very tasty But they really loved that cat

  My Dad had to have his cat put down It was all terribly sad He didn’t find that the lethal injection Was all that bad But what the...

  My cat is a fussy eater That’s not uncommon for a Siamese And some days only RATatouille On a bed of Mice will please

  My cat is a fussy eater That’s not uncommon for a Siamese And for breakfast she will only eat A bowl of Mice Crispies

  This morning, mewing loudly The cat greeted me She clearly wanted her breakfast So I gave her mewsly

  BLACKBERRY 07/09/1991 to 04/11/2010   No more will I hear Your most contented purr That made you dribble on your fur No more wil...

  You had to go out on such a filthy day Even though you have a litter tray I suppose outside there is fun to be had And you’re still ...

In the garden little Lillie Was digging with great Endeavour When she was spotted by Mrs. Gish Her very nosy neighbor   Mrs. Gish ...