72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing any? Beneath your tartan gear Because if your kilt flares up There will be a raucous cheer

  On Burns Night One thing you must do Is to eat the Haggis Before it eats you

  Haggis is made from sheep's offal Oatmeal, suet, seasoning and onions Stuffed inside of a sheep stomach Which has to be one of H...

  The reason they pipe in the haggis Without any fluster or hurry Is to warn the discerning diner So they can go and get a curry

  Heralding its arrival A lone piper suitably bedecked Leads the procession To the hosts table unchecked It’s delivered to the suppe...

  With Haggis, Tatties and Nips The Scots celebrate Burns night They pipe it in with Bagpipes And that’s really not right What the h...

  In the Burns Night Raffle, first prize Was very highly sought after For it allowed the winner to pass On the haggis at the Burns Nig...

  Are you wearing any? Beneath your tartan gear Because if your kilt flares up There will be a raucous cheer

  Heralding its arrival A lone piper suitably bedecked Leads the procession To the hosts table unchecked It’s delivered to the suppe...

  Are you wearing a Tartan skirt? And what’s above your socks? If I were able to take a look I could maybe see the Trossachs

  In the Burns Night Raffle, first prize Was very highly sought after For it allowed the winner to pass On the haggis at the Burns Nig...

  On Burns Night One thing you must do Is to eat the Haggis Before it eats you

  With Haggis, Tatties and Nips The Scots celebrate Burns night They pipe it in with Bagpipes And that’s really not right What the h...

  Haggis is made from sheep's offal Oatmeal, suet, seasoning and onions Stuffed inside of a sheep stomach Which has to be one of ...

  The reason they pipe in the haggis Without any fluster or hurry Is to warn the discerning diner So they can go and get a curry

  On Burns Night One thing you must do Is to eat the Haggis Before it eats you

  In the Burns Night Raffle, first prize Was very highly sought after For it allowed the winner to pass On the haggis at the Burns Nig...

  With Haggis, Tatties and Nips The Scots celebrate Burns night They pipe it in with Bagpipes And that’s really not right What the h...

A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (9) Dad said “I’m going to Thailand To an island called Phuket” I replied to him "That will be nice, But ...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 395 Saturday's child Works hard for its living, (So clearly not a benefit scrounger) ARE YOU WEARING...