72 Miles From The Sea

  We found a brilliant builder His workmanship is out of sight The only snag is he’s Transylvanian So, he can only work at night

  This old house With faded papered walls And paint flaked and chipped Rooms full of drafts And murky shadowed light Smelling of d...

  I rang up a local building company With an enquiry like you do 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'well I'm n...