72 Miles From The Sea

  I like to read crime fiction Or detective solving tomes My latest is a lucky sleuth He’s called Sheerluck Holmes

  I once ate a dictionary And it was really bad It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

  I bought the world's worst thesaurus And it’s irredeemable. But it really is the worst But not only is it terrible, it's ter...

  A thesaurus is precious There’s no doubt about it A thesaurus is great There's no other word for it

  A Lexicon has a drug problem And is facing a disciplinary For persistently failing screening And he was declared addictionary

  I approached the woman in the bookshop “I want a book on Turtles” I told her And she responded “Hardback?" “Well obviously they...

  I’ve always been an avid reader I like books about distant Galaxies I can’t put down the current one It’s a great book about antigra...

  I’ve always been an avid reader Mystery books are my favourite But then every novel is a mystery If you never manage to finish it

  There’s a great volume I’m reading About Japanese Sword-Fighting, It’s quite a detailed manuscript Would you like me to samuraise it...

  I think that the people who say they Love the smell of books are jerks Because it’s perfectly clear they Don’t know how reading book...

  Is there anything more annoying? As when You want to use a word but can’t spell it And fail to look it up in the dictionary Because ...

  Are you wearing pince-nez? Don’t they pinch a bit? They look a little uncomfortable But with your image they fit   That looks an...

  With reliable heroes And camp villains But I watched on recently And I found it quite exhausting Foot chases, car chases, Runnin...

Always read stuff that Will make you look good If you are struck with death Earlier than you should

  Words are very important Encyclopaedia is one I like But it doesn’t actually mean A kiddie fiddler on a bike

  I lost my thesaurus today It was after the exam I can’t find the words to describe How upset I am

  The naughty Toad in the hole And his friend Guacamole Along with Ratatouille Thought Badger quite chewy

  Ratty the water vole And his friend Mr Mole Buried Toad deep in a hole

I was reading this book today At the library in town It was “The History of Glue” You know? I couldn't put it down

There’s a great volume I’m reading About Japanese Sword-Fighting, It’s quite a detailed manuscript Would you like me to samuraise it? ...