72 Miles From The Sea

  My wife wanted something nice For her birthday, So I was happy to oblige But come the day she was so upset With the gift box with ...

  I got a Birthday card today And it was full of rice again I knew instantly why, because It was from my Uncle Ben

Are you wearing your birthday suit? This will probably be, old lad Your best birthday ever With all the practice you've had

Are you wearing your birthday clothes? Well if I might be so bold Don’t just sit there Do something old

  Definition of Goose bumps Is not just a reflex action It’s what you give a goose On his birthday celebration

  The man explained why he hadn’t Got his wife a gift for her birthday The previous year he bought her The nice plot in the cemetery ...

  It was my wife’s birthday So, I bought a sex toy for her I don’t think it’s her fave But it’s definitely up there

  It was Foghorn Leghorn’s birthday And he celebrated with his mates When they threw him a great party And served up his favourite coo...

  A diplomat is a man who always, Robert Frost stated quite sage, Who remembers a woman’s birthday But never remembers her age

  I was asked who I wanted To celebrate my birthday My answer was as easy as ABC “Anyone but Chardonnay”

  My daughter was given a novelty gift Which really wasn’t intended to confuse But the look on her face was a picture When she held a ...

  It was another SUV birthday Thanks to my significant other No not that kind of SUV, I got Socks, Underwear and Viagra

  At work it was the birthday Of a colleague that no one can abide The card we got was perfect for her Because it was blank inside

  Are you wearing your birthday clothes? Well, if I might be so bold Don’t just sit there Or you might catch cold

At one hundred years of age she was asked At her age what thing gave her the most pleasure? She thought for a moment before she replied ...

If your daughter wants a birthday party At home, make it Cinderella themed That way you can be the wicked queen And the guests can kee...

  When I have a birthday I take the day off When my wife has one She takes a year off

  For my birthday my kids Bought me a Tofu Gateaux Which was as much use to me As a slinky in a bungalow

  You are 50 years old And if I may be so bold Despite what you were told The emphasis is on the old

50 year old, Needs TLC, well used One previous owner No reasonable offer refused