72 Miles From The Sea

  It is a little-known fact, that before They discovered the crowbar It was necessary for the crows To go to the woods to have a jar

  I once got thrown out of Bird World It was the first expulsion I’d had And it was for making a parrot giggle It was polly tickle cor...

  In my back garden during last Winter I saw the strangest of things The fattest Robin I’ve ever seen It was like a cricket ball with ...

  Crows have four wing feathers, Ravens have five, They’re called pinions So, the difference between A crow and a raven Is just a ...

  Nature is a really wonderful thing But I particularly like Hummingbirds And there is a reason why they hum It’s because they don’t k...

  Would you think me quite mad If I asked what bird is always sad If not, what bird would you say And would you say the blue jay

  Have you ever seen a Purple Finch? Apparently, I did indeed once see one I didn’t know it at the time of course Because they are act...

Why are baby Flamingo’s Always allowed to mess around? It’s simply because the parents Won’t put their foot down  

  A man made a boast It was a real humdinger “I can turn this duck Into a soul singer”   He repeated his boast Despite being moc...

  Be warned about the use of a goose If well roasted in goose grease You will have cooked your goose And caused a decrease in your gee...

  One use of a goose Is as a guard goose As part of their charm They give the alarm However, guard geese Aren’t easy to cease

An ostrich's eye is bigger Than its brain, apparently I have known quite a few People afflicted similarly

  I love Penguins and always have But have you ever wondered which side Of a Penguin has the most feathers? It’s ok it’s a trick quest...

  Would you think me quite mad If I asked what bird is always sad If not, what bird would you say And would you say the blue jay

I discovered my favourite duck was sick Unfortunately, his behaviour needs to be adjusted All though in truth he just doesn't fit in...

The Brits love pets Some even have a few The man on the street And celebrities too And even Julian Clary Has a Cockatoo

  My uncle had a parrot when I was young It was a blue and yellow colored bird He got it first when he was a naval man And it had the ...

UNDER A SLATE GREY SKY Under a slate grey sky Or against a back drop of blue Crossing bridges Over river and stream Thru woods and fie...

A reed moves Under a birds meagre weight The reed disturbs the calm water Ripples echo outwards Across the lake Flat calm on a balmy eve Eac...