72 Miles From The Sea

  Mum always washed my hair in Aussie beer And at the time I wasn’t bothered It wasn't until many years later I discovered That I ...

  “Can I have a glass of Rice Wine” I said “Beer makes me bilious” The puzzled barman replied “Sake?” I added “No I was being serious”

  I do drink Coffee But it’s not a favourite of mine It doesn’t fill me with cheer   It just fills in the time Until it’s socially...

  My husband is like a cool box If filled with beer I can manage to take him Almost anywhere

  How many men do you think it takes? To open a cool satisfying can of beer? None of course because it should be Open when she takes i...