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Showing posts with label Beauty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beauty. Show all posts
Thursday, 3 November 2022

MY WIFE WENT TO THE BEAUTY PARLOUR

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  My wife went to the beauty parlour And had a mudpack applied Which improved her appearance Until it fell off and she cried
Friday, 11 March 2022

WRINKLE FREE

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  I have discovered a great way To get wrinkle free skin I just eat as much as I want And the fat fills them in
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