72 Miles From The Sea

I have just heard the latest news About the Pandemic, on the BBC And I was shocked, an epidemic Of wandering Pandas terrify me  

  In the BBC Newsroom Just ahead of the action The producer announces “Lights Camera Fiction”

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working as an elocutionist He doesn’t re...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working as an un-packer He doesn’t reall...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at the Hotel He doesn’t really c...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working as a Miner He doesn’t really com...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at the theme park He doesn’t rea...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at Tesco’s He doesn’t really com...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at the Uni He doesn’t really com...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at the Old Bailey He doesn’t rea...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at the Old Bailey He doesn’t rea...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at the Vatican He doesn’t really...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at our uni He doesn’t really com...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at our salon He doesn’t really c...

  “I’d do anything” how apt a title A motto for the wannabee A catch phrase for the starstruck And all those lacking dignity

  Just another in a long line Of talent shows from hell Just another TV concept Ringing out its death knell   But how clever is th...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at the Vatican He doesn’t really...

  In the BBC Newsroom Just ahead of the action The producer announces “Lights Camera Fiction”

  In the BBC Newsroom Just ahead of the action The producer announces “Lights Camera Fiction”

  Breaking news, a Theme Park For the Teletubbies is planned But it only features one of them It’s to be called Laa-Laa Land