72 Miles From The Sea

  Mum always washed my hair in Aussie beer And at the time I wasn’t bothered It wasn't until many years later I discovered That I ...

  Being English we like to think that Australians have no refinement at all But today they are not without culture They have Greek yog...

  Last year I went on holiday to Australia And was asked by an immigration bore “Do you have any criminal convictions?” I said “I didn...

What is an Australian kiss? Do you ever wonder? Well, it’s the same as a French kiss, Only it’s down under.

  When I lived in Melbourne I often used to wonder Why the Local Area Network Wasn’t called The LAN down under

  The wildlife down under Includes the Wallabies But if truth be known they’re Just Kangaroo Wannabies

  There’s a new music fad or fashion A genre of Swedish/Australian fusion Playing Dancing Queen and Waterloo On a Wobble Board and a D...

  When I lived in Melbourne I often used to wonder Why the Local Area Network Wasn’t called The LAN down under

  There was a tight rope walker On a high wire in Sydney harbour While in London was another man Being blown by an octogenarian   ...