72 Miles From The Sea

  Comparing iPhones With Donald Trump Is like Comparing Apples to Oranges

  I took my wife to an Apple Orchard And the fruit hung ripe to adore But she didn’t like it, as it was not The Apple Watch she was ho...

  I was in the Apple Store being served when I loudly farted And the sales guy got mad and we almost came to blows More Apple staff and ...

  My iPhone is frozen My Mac is deceased My iPad misplaced And my iPod is dead   In fact all my Apple’s Have gone pear shaped

  When two Apple devices Interface when meeting They don’t do a handshake But do an iFive in greeting

  My son has an iPod His sister has an iPad My wife has an iPhone And its iPay for Dad

He was fed up with his device So in frustration without flinching He dropped his iPad in the river And it immediately started synching

  I plug in my iPhone charger To give the battery a boost Just to top it up to maximum With what I call Apple Juice

  Apple are building a new HQ Its secret design, nobody knows But one thing we know for sure The office won’t have windows

  Apple are designing a house But the one thing nobody knows Is whether or not the iHome Is going to have Windows

  Apple are going to make a car But the one thing nobody knows Is whether or not the iCar Is going to have Windows

  I was caught shoplifting Form the Apple store It was my first offence I’d not done it before   They didn’t prosecute I got luc...

Apple have cancelled the launch Of a new iPod aimed at kids But due to negative feedback The project is on the skids It’s believed t...

  Everyone loves an iPod A w x and y Pod And an I say I say Pod A meat and potato pie Pod   The all at sea aye aye Pod The he ma...

  I took my wife to an Apple Orchard And the fruit hung ripe to adore But she didn’t like it, as it was not The Apple Watch she was ho...

  I was in the Apple Store being served when I loudly farted And the sales guy got mad and we almost came to blows More Apple staff and ...

  My iPhone is frozen My Mac is deceased My iPad misplaced And my iPod is dead   In fact all my Apple’s Have gone pear shaped

I was caught shoplifting Form the Apple store It was my first offence I’d not done it before   They didn’t prosecute I got lucky...