72 Miles From The Sea

  If you are a lover of puns Then on shrove Tuesday There is only one conclusion And that that its pun-cake day

  Is it Pancake Day Already? Oh dear It’s really crêped up On me this year

  The origins of Fat Tuesday Are Anglican and Catholic But in our town Fat Tuesday Is an overweight biker chic

  There is a very distinct difference Between Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday The former is an all-night party and You wake up with the lat...

  What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and all things nice That's what little girls are made of? Well try to remember tha...

  Are you wearing an Easter waistcoat? Oh yes it’s a real crowd pleaser Though perhaps not ecclesiastical It makes you look like a gee...

  The best Easter actor of all time Is something of an acting hero And there can only be one winner And that would be Rabbit De Niro

  Are you wearing an Easter tie? Well, my next question is why? Because although it’s not unpleasant You don’t have to wear a present

  The Easter Egg didn’t cross the road And the reason for that I bet Is quite simple and can only be Because he wasn't a chicken y...

  The only way the Easter Bunny Can decorate eggs in time for Easter Is to paint them all, otherwise They would have to use wallpaper

  Are you wearing Easter spats? To walk in the Easter Parade Well, you’re a century out of fashion If you give or take a decade

  The Easter Lily vine Likes to entwine This woody Evergreen With leaves of glossy sheen The flowers are a showy sight Of trumpet-...

  Are you wearing an Easter Top? Well, I very much like what I see Because there isn’t very much of it And the contents are bursting f...

  Are you wearing Easter ankle socks? Well, they’re right on the money They’re perfect for the Easter Parade And you look as cute as a...

  The best Easter actor of all time Well maybe not but bear with me So, for this exercise he’s the winner And Cluck Norris that would ...

  Three blind mice? Three blind mice? Avoiding my baited traps, every single one Visually impaired, see how they run, Thumbing their n...

  My son was a master Easter Egg Hunter From the time he was a few years old And had it become an Olympic event, He would have easily ...

  Are you wearing bunny ears? I’m glad you gave them a whirl I think they really suit you Will you be my bunny girl?

  Are you wearing a cotton tail? Well, you’re a very sexy rabbit I really like dressing up games It’s become one of my dirty habits

  Are you wearing an Easter Dress? The big yellow ribbon is really pleasant I’m itching to pull at that bow So, I can unwrap my Easter...