72 Miles From The Sea

  Comparing iPhones With Donald Trump Is like Comparing Apples to Oranges

  Obviously, Paul Revere famously Rode his horse from Boston Because the horse was too heavy For him to carry to Lexington

  I had heard that there was such a thing As sophisticated North Americans And I have to admit when I heard that I assumed they were t...

  The American’s must Suffer from innumeracy As they only have one math As far as I can see

  The fourth of July in the USA Is that nations Independence Day When they celebrate with a holiday In England we look across the pond...

  If you live in the United States And the weather uses all of its charms Wear a short-sleeved shirt After all you have the right to b...

  All the presidents’ men Were all of a fluster When Gerry Mander Met Phil Lee-Buster

  America doesn’t need to invade To find oil anymore Because in an ironic twist of fate Oil is invading their shore

  A breath of fresh air Comes our way As he struts the stage Like JFK And talks the talk Like Martin Luther King As he galvanize...