72 Miles From The Sea

  My luggage got trashed at the airport So I made a claim at the appropriate place But after filling out all the relevant forms I was ...

Bimbette called the Airport and asked “How long will it take to fly from London To Athens?” The agent replied, “Just a minute” “Thank you”...

  As we approached the airport The warning light went on And I had to return the stewardess To the upright position

  How do you make a fruit fly? Well first a ticket you need to buy Then give him a good snort And then take him to the airport

  A vulture boarded A jumbo jet Carrying two dead Marmoset   The stewardess said "I'm sorry sir, Only one carrion Pe...

  She stood at the departure gate Smiling and checking boarding passes Dealing with the happy and the mad The good the bad and the sil...

  They take you here They take you there To do it cheap Just fly Chav air

  Bimbette went to the airport And saw a sign that said “Airport left,” she turned around And went home instead

If flying is so safe So safe you’re invulnerable Why do they call? The airport the terminal?