72 Miles From The Sea

  When we reached cruising altitude As we headed for another continent The cabin light dimmed to enhance, The appearance of our flight...

  I have a phobia about flying And I won’t fly Virgin, no way After all why use an airline That doesn’t go all the way?

  The Airplane was invented By an optimist While the parachute was Invented by a pessimist

  The world has become a smaller place And it will never be a big world again But wherever you go things are the same I wish I could u...

  As we approached the airport The warning light went on And I had to return the stewardess To the upright position

  The world has become a bleaker place And it will never be a safe world again Death can be delivered unseen from above I wish I could...

  When POTUS bought a new thoroughbred It had to be flown across from London   And as it was the Presidential Colt It had to be flown ...

  When three out of four engines Catastrophically fail during flight You will still have enough power To get you safely to the crash s...

  How do you make a fruit fly? Well first a ticket you need to buy Then give him a good snort And then take him to the airport

  A vulture boarded A jumbo jet Carrying two dead Marmoset   The stewardess said "I'm sorry sir, Only one carrion Pe...

  Ryanair have had to execute Disembarkation via escape chutes There was no emergency however It’s just Mr O’Leary being clever Dise...

It has been said that the miracle of aviation Is that the aeroplane is nothing more in interpretation Than 50000 components flying in cl...

  The world has become a bleaker place And it will never be a safe world again Death can be delivered unseen from above I wish I could...

  The world has become a smaller place And it will never be a big world again But wherever you go things are the same I wish I could u...

  When mechanical problems occur, Preferring to be on the ground Wishing you were in the air Is a philosophy that’s sound, Compared ...

  “The Spirit of St. Louis” is a biographical drama, based on the book by Charles A. Lindbergh adapted by Charles Lederer and Directed by B...

  They take you here They take you there To do it cheap Just fly Chav air

If flying is so safe So safe you’re invulnerable Why do they call? The airport the terminal? 

  It was a dreadful flight And it was late as well Then I couldn't find my case On the baggage carousel So, I went to “lost lugg...

  There is a rhetorical question That gives me indigestion Why are there flotation devices Under airplane seat crev-ices, In the unl...