72 Miles From The Sea

  “Break a leg?” is an actors saying Which is from the distant past And has become a tradition Because every play has a cast

  To paraphrase the great Frank Capra “I thought drama was when actors cried But I was clearly mistaken in that belief As drama is whe...

  I heard about a young actor Who was playing the part of a Page Fell through the floorboards But he was just going through a stage

  In our Amateur Dramatics group I was performing in a pantomime Which was actually rather crappy And I argued with one of the dwarfs ...

  I would love to be an actor, But it would be quite absurd As I'd always forget the... Oh dear, what is the word

  My young actress sister Has absolutely no shame But in Hollywood she has Found some level of fame She’s now “Doing a pilot” I did...

  A man appearing as Hamlet Was booed while performing it “Don’t blame me” he snapped “I didn’t write this bloody shit”

  When actor Foghorn Leghorn Retired to a farm near Leyton Named his favourite he “Macduff” Because he wanted her to lay on

  Telling actors to “Break a leg” Is a tradition from long past And the reason for it is this Actors like to be in a good cast

  I struggle with certain actors When giving cinematic recitals Like De Niro and Pacino They should come with subtitles

  I can’t watch Sylvester Stallone I find his speech very distracting He was clearly a graduate Of the Mumbling school of acting

  When the tragic death Was announced on the news Of the Oscar winning actor My wife didn’t have a clue Which prompted her to say ...

I can’t watch Christopher Eccleston I find his speech very distracting He was clearly a graduate Of the shouty school of acting  

  I heard about a young actor Who was playing the part of a Page Fell through the floorboards But he was just going through a stage

  To paraphrase the great Frank Capra “I thought drama was when actors cried But I was clearly mistaken in that belief As drama is whe...

  I heard about a young actor Who was playing the part of a Page Who fell through the floorboards But he was just going through a stag...

  When older performers don’t start their act But begin by telling you their age instead The crowd goes wild, but what the audience Is...

  In our Amateur Dramatics group I was performing in a pantomime Which was actually rather crappy And I argued with one of the dwarfs ...

  I would love to be an actor, But it would be quite absurd As I'd always forget the... Oh dear, what is the word

  “Break a leg?” is an actors saying Which is from the distant past And has become a tradition Because every play has a cast