72 Miles From The Sea

  GLOB is an acronym Which may sound absurd But not when you have found A Good Looking Old Bird

  SWALK is an acronym for “Sealed with a loving kiss” Used when writing letters To loved ones, we miss

  WINKS is an acronym for "Women with Incomes and No Kids" plenty of money But no ring on their hand

  DINKY is an acronym for “Double income no kits yet” And Dinky’s are really as Smug as it’s possible to get

  NIMBY is an acronym for “Not In My Back Yard” If you want to find a Nimby It really isn’t very hard

  BANANA is an acronym for "Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody" That’s real forward thinking

  ADIDAS is an acronym for "All day I dream about sex" And by the time I get to bed I’m suffering from the effects

  WASP is an acronym for "White Anglo-Saxon Protestant" The target demographic for UKIP And Nigel Farage has their scent

  BOOF is an acronym For "burned out old fart" I hope that doesn’t refer to me I’ll tell you that for a start

CRAFT is an acronym for “Can’t remember a fucking thing” And it’s an Acronym for “Can’t remember a fucking thing”

DILF is an acronym for “Dad I’d like to fuck” I got one that says “Who’s the daddy”, just my luck  

  MILF is an acronym for “Mum I’d like to fuck” But I’d end up with a Mother Superior knowing my luck

  YOLO is an acronym for “You only live once” which is nice Unless of course you’re James Bond Then “you only live twice”