72 Miles From The Sea

  Today I added insult onto injury To a recovering paragliding enthusiast As they lay motionless in Casualty When I wrote something ru...

  A man bought an expensive German car Primarily to impress his friends Unfortunately, he drove it into a tree And found out how a Mer...

I was stuck in traffic And cursing they delay And whatever problem That was in the way   There was an accident Bike versus van ...

  Are you wearing a seat belt? Well, you must as it’s the law Yes, I know its confining But not as much as a mortuary draw

  I had a crash with another car It was my fault, Granted And the “little man” got out And God how he ranted “I’m not happy” he shou...

  I was driving along the dual carriageway When my boss phoned me And told me I was being promoted It came out of the blue and surpris...

  Did you hear about the guy? Who was guillotined and how His whole left side was cut off Obviously, he's all right now

One of the guys fell into The upholstery machine, He was quickly discovered   And they knew what to do To get him out the machine ...

  When drivers choose to undertake A risky manoeuvre is undertaken But what they risk undertaking Is an appointment with an undertaker...

  My dear friend was pulled under By a strong currant, and tragically My dear friend was drowned In his breakfast bowl of muesli

  On the M25 just beyond Dartford She lost control of her car and crashed Hitting the barrier with great force Then came rest with the...

  The most painful household incident Is NOT Stepping bare foot on an upturned plug That you forgot The most painful household incid...

  I had a crash with another car It was my fault, Granted And the “little man” got out And God how he ranted “I’m not happy” he shou...

  John Ellis worked hard And spent his leisure time Pubbing and Clubbing Till late Very late This night didn’t differ When he cr...

  If seventy five percent of all Accidents happen or befall Within five miles of home say Why not move ten miles away

On the M25 just beyond Dartford She lost control of her car and crashed Hitting the barrier with great force Then came rest with the car sma...