72 Miles From The Sea

  My wife wanted something nice For her birthday, So I was happy to oblige But come the day she was so upset With the gift box with ...

In a music magazine, I read That Pop is dead Then I heard myself say “Are Snap and Crackle ok”

  Today my friend asked me about Anchorage and specifically where I said, “I didn't know, however my wife might know, I'll ask h...

  I like to read crime fiction Or detective solving tomes My latest is a lucky sleuth He’s called Sheerluck Holmes

  My Doctor told me to Take two tablets four times a day That probably explains Why I was arrested at the mall today

  I employed Lesbian Carpenters And they are the best I’ve used I would highly recommend them They were called Tongue and groove

There’s a Lesbian dinosaur It has been Revealed to us Which wore a strap-on It’s named the Pegasaurus