72 Miles From The Sea

  I employed Lesbian Carpenters And they are the best I’ve used I would highly recommend them They were called Tongue and groove

There’s a Lesbian dinosaur It has been Revealed to us Which wore a strap-on It’s named the Pegasaurus

  There’s a Lesbian dinosaur It has been revealed to us By exited Paleontologists who Named it the Lickalotapus

Some people are like clouds In strange kind of way Because when they fuck off It becomes a beautiful day

  I got a job at a Helium factory But I quit after my first day Because I didn’t really like Being spoken to in that way

  I wasn’t very good at my job And when I quit, I was mocked When I quit as an Electrician As they were really shocked

  We’re getting a new stadium Though it’s not my cup of tea There is much to discuss It’s a bit too tent like for me And I’m not a...