72 Miles From The Sea

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Wednesday, 12 March 2025

WE’RE GETTING A NEW STADIUM

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  We’re getting a new stadium Though it’s not my cup of tea There is much to discuss It’s a bit too tent like for me And I’m not a...
Tuesday, 11 March 2025

DON’T JUDGE BY THE COVER

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  One said “it’s my Spine” Another “it’s my appendix” And finally, “I’m overdue” But that’s all in a day’s work Working at the Book ...

IT WAS PITIFUL TO WATCH MY SON

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  It was pitiful to watch my son sat staring at the book While wearing a confused expression So, I said “Just open the damn thing and re...

I’VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE BIT MOODY

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  I’ve been feeling a little bit moody and Run down lately, so I thought I should Look up my symtoms and find the reason It turns out ...

WHILE SITTING AT HER HUSBAND’S FUNERAL

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  While sitting at her husband’s funeral The widow was approached by a man Asking, “Do you mind if I say a word?” “No not at all” she ...
Sunday, 2 March 2025

AN ISLAMIC CLERIC BOLDLY CLAIMED

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  An Islamic Cleric boldly claimed That the universe was undoubtedly Created in the beginning by Allah And said he had irrefutable pro...
Sunday, 16 February 2025

I HAD A VASECTOMY BECAUSE

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  I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want kids to be fair But when I got back home All the kids were still there
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