72 Miles From The Sea

  I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want kids to be fair But when I got back home All the kids were still there

  I’ve always wondered, Which is faster, Hot or cold? In the end, I chose hot, Because you can catch cold  

  I took my eight-year-old to the office On “take your kid to work day” But when we walked into the office, They started to cry straig...

  The drummer had twin daughters And they were identical too So being a rock musician He named them Anna 1, Anna 2

  Me and my mates Are in a band Called Duvet, We’re a cover band

  Girls, if he can’t appreciate Your funny humorous show And all of your fruit jokes Then you need to let mango

  My doctor said to me Don’t eat anything fatty What he meant by that was Don’t eat anything, fatty