72 Miles From The Sea

  Christmas is for friends and family, But by no means exclusively After all the Three Wise Men Were strangers in Bethlehem

We broke up last Christmas A hasty knee jerk reaction To a silly misunderstanding Which I regretted so much And I was still hoping ...

  You’re just a name in an address book But thoughts of you pop into my head Some distant half-forgotten memories Of when we shared a ...

  I’m not bragging When I say this But my Penis was once In the Guinness Book Of World Records It’s true, no word of a lie But t...

  Contrary to a belief I’ve held for a while Nuance isn’t actually French for paedophile

  Not wishing for a moment To add insult onto injury But Cancer Care has now Become a growth industry

  Let’s haul out the holly And I’ll make you blush If you would just let me Trim your Christmas bush