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Wednesday, 31 July 2024

SNOWMEN REALLY LIKE CAKE

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  Snowmen really like cake Which isn’t surprising They don’t have a favourite But they like thick icing

SNOWMEN EAT BREAKFAST # 1

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  Snowmen eat breakfast Let’s make no mistakes And their favourite dish Is a bowl of snowflakes

SNOWMEN EAT BREAKFAST # 2

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  Snowmen eat breakfast But never Potato R östi ’s Their dish of choice Is just a bowl of Frosties

SNOWMEN FOR BREAKFAST

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  Snowmen for breakfast Eat pancakes of course Their topping of choice, Has to be Chilly sauce!  

WATCH OUT IN TRANSYLVANIA

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  Watch out in Transylvania Because the snowmen Will, given the chance, Give you a nasty frostbite
Tuesday, 30 July 2024

MEDICAL SALAD

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  He has celery sticking out of his left ear, And lettuce sticking out of the right, Ans asked the doctor what was wrong The doctor sa...

I THREW MY ROOT BEER

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  I threw my root beer Straight in the bin Because Dr Pepper Is like fizzy Benylin
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