72 Miles From The Sea
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Wednesday, 31 July 2024
SNOWMEN REALLY LIKE CAKE
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Snowmen really like cake Which isn’t surprising They don’t have a favourite But they like thick icing
SNOWMEN EAT BREAKFAST # 1
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Snowmen eat breakfast Let’s make no mistakes And their favourite dish Is a bowl of snowflakes
SNOWMEN EAT BREAKFAST # 2
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Snowmen eat breakfast But never Potato R östi ’s Their dish of choice Is just a bowl of Frosties
SNOWMEN FOR BREAKFAST
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Snowmen for breakfast Eat pancakes of course Their topping of choice, Has to be Chilly sauce!
WATCH OUT IN TRANSYLVANIA
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Watch out in Transylvania Because the snowmen Will, given the chance, Give you a nasty frostbite
Tuesday, 30 July 2024
MEDICAL SALAD
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He has celery sticking out of his left ear, And lettuce sticking out of the right, Ans asked the doctor what was wrong The doctor sa...
I THREW MY ROOT BEER
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I threw my root beer Straight in the bin Because Dr Pepper Is like fizzy Benylin
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