72 Miles From The Sea

  He was crucified, and then As he ascended into heaven Jesus was heard to say Up, up and Yahweh

  Potatoes are a staple On St Patrick’s Day And mashed potatoes Are just Irish Guacamole

  Gool Peran Lowen It’s St Pirans’s Day He’s revered by “Tinners” Since their heyday For sharing the secrets Of Mining Tin, they s...

  In 5th century Ireland: St. Patrick decreed Women can propose Marriage to a single man On February 29th

  In 13th century Scotland: A law passed fining men For refusing proposals If they are an eligible man On February 29th

  This time of year is significant For what Lent represents But I didn’t know what to forsake So I’ve given up abstinence

  Roses are flowers Violets are flowers You’re allergic to flowers Ooops my bad