72 Miles From The Sea

  If asked what he did for a living He would have replied “I’m a spy” And when he hides in the bakery At Christmas he’s a mince spy

  Our Turkey got into a fight When he went to the Gym But he lost and other bird Knocked the stuffing out of him

  One Christmas I was given A neurotic clockwork Teddy And it was ready to play with As it was wound up already.

  Toblerone, the perfect Christmas gift For the friends you remember At the very last possible moment On the twenty fourth of December

  Twas the night before Christmas And all down the Lane Not a creature was stirring Especially not Shane As like every year he was P...

  Twas the night before Christmas And all thru the apartment Not a creature was stirring As they were all quite content

  We all remember that moment as kids, That sudden realization that makes you sad When you notice Santa Claus has used The same wrappi...