72 Miles From The Sea

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  Something has happened That I don’t think is nice Because my poetic license Has been revoked, Twice

  The Giants grandly feast In their great dominion And the favourite delicacy Among them is pickled minions

Are you wearing grownup clothes? No! My youth is not done Growing up is for trees I’ll stay young and have fun