72 Miles From The Sea

  My Dog swallowed some of my Scrabble tiles annoyingly I’m afraid when nature takes Its course it could spell tragedy

  In the shed I opened a tin Its contents were Red within But it smelt like blue paint So I resolved it was Red paint

  I’m a scarecrow and I won first prize When my victory was revealed By the judges at the county show They said I was outstanding in m...

  I’m a scarecrow and it was said to me That I was the best they’d ever seen I have to say that I was very flattered At the compliment...

  Shellfish generally are industrious creatures Which is why on the whole crustaceans prosper But some of their kind are lazy and sloth ...

  Roses are beige, violets are black When do all the colours come back Oh my I’m such a confused bloke Am I colourblind or having a st...

Are you wearing a look of disappointment? Well I think you’re guilty of Lily gilding Because at your age using Viagra is like Putting ...