72 Miles From The Sea

I dreamed one night that an Antelope, Loved a Gazelle and planned to elope But at the moment they expected least A jealous Wildebeest cra...

  The philandering Polar Bear Took a fancy to a kangaroo But when she stole his heart He knew he’d met his waterloo

  Birds of a feather flock together, And so will pigs and swine; With kith and kin we have no choice, I certainly didn’t choose mine

  Are you wearing a Pink? Oh, I understand that wink My pretty little Barbie girl As you give me a twirl What you’re intimating I th...

  When he got home one night, His wife began to shout That she wasn’t cooking dinner And demanded he take her out But to somewhere e...

  William and Claire were watching “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” Which was while they were in bed And during the ads he said to her...

  A post argument couple Drove down a country lane For quite a few miles, Choosing not to speak again Until they drove past a farm When...