72 Miles From The Sea

  We all make mistakes in life But the first step is to admit it When you realize you've made one Take immediate steps to correct ...

  One secret to a happy life Is this, more or less Take every opportunity to Mind your own business.

  Live a full and satisfying life Make your mark and don’t regret it But measure your success by what You had to give up in order to g...

Once in an age of innocence When the maids were chaste The body was a temple of love On which great value was placed Now the age of ...

  Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John, Went to bed with his trousers on One shoe off, and one shoe on, His was as pissed as a fart, my so...

  Are you wearing a muff? It’s like a big ball of fluff Is it to keep your hands warm? That you wear that muff? Or is it a hiding pl...

  If you value your life avoid places Where demons from hell meet Like a certain geographical location Infamously known as Elm Street