72 Miles From The Sea

  Mary had a little lamb She also had a lama The former was a grump But the latter was a charmer

  Are you wearing a diadem? Why are you some kind of princess? No, you actually have to be royalty Not just daddy’s little princess

  My son jokes about my age His humour is very severe He says that when I was at school I sat next to Shakespeare

  Babes in the wood And their escapades Is now a porn film, Wood in the Babes

  Disney have got into porn It became a financial reality And of the films to be made Is Beauty and the Bestiality

  When my girlfriend dumped me I engaged in the revenge porn fad I posted naked pictures of myself To show what low standards she had

  There was supposed to be A documentary last night on Cable It was all about the g-spot I did try to find it, but I wasn’t able      ...