72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing a brandy barrel? Yes, I know it’s like the rescue dog But you know that the St Bernard Doesn’t drink all of the grog

  I’ve been working really hard lately But I’ve got a day off today   It was nice not having to get up early And have a snooze day Tue...

  The predatory male As he hunts amidst the herds Is only offended By two four letter words. The first one being “don't” And “...

  He was a real Jack the Lad All flash and brash, Living it large And always splashing the cash You might well be temped But I adv...

  The sun burned bright Its rays struck the sundial And cast a shadow Shown in sharp relief From the gnomon Upon the brass dial ...

  If you can’t turn your back On her majesty How can the royal chauffeur Drive her safely

  Why do we never learn? We look back at past mistakes And yet we do the same again We view history Without learning the lessons T...