72 Miles From The Sea

It was in the belfry On Christmas Eve High in the tower I tried to retrieve A poor little kitten Who was stuck When suddenly T...

  Bunting and frolic Candles and smells Garlands and gaiety Baubles and bells The holly and the ivy Sprigs of mistletoe Cookies ...

  With expectant faces full of smiles The children sit around the tree Waiting to get amongst the gifts And wondering “What’s Santa go...

  Everyone is so happy Damn them all to hell But I drank too much last night And today I feel unwell   The cheerful souls Can’t ...

  Three each day Seven days a week Ruddy Apple Ruddy Cheek Hardly a varied diet Is it?

  Are you wearing Christmas slippers? They look very cute it must be said But I think they’d look much cuter If I was to see them unde...

  Twas the night before Christmas and at the North Pole Some of the elves will be signing on the dole There was a bit of a cock up with ...