72 Miles From The Sea

  If your blind date is described to you As “passionate and beautiful” don’t try her Because in all probability she’ll be   A Sloppy d...

  The police are being issued with pencils and Very thin sheets of paper, all very low tech It’s a new initiative being rolled out so th...

  The Blizzard of Oz Continued to blow Until the yellow brick road Was covered in snow

  My doctor is a Locum Who replaced Dr Slocombe And all I get is Hokum With a sprinkling of bunkum But I have my heath so Ho hum

  Bless you, bless you, bonny bee: Say, when will your wedding be? I’m only interested I should say So, we can all come and ruin your d...

  Are you wearing a shocked expression? Well, that’s certainly the impression But it’s never as bad as it seems “You’ve just seen the ...

Are you wearing a devilish outfit? Just the thing for a Halloween night A real devilish red bloodied treat All sinful red and ultra-sk...