72 Miles From The Sea

A foreign student from Calcutta Accidentally snorted curry powder Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer He survived but he’s got a ...

  She tells me when to start And when not to hesitate She tells me when to stop And when I should indicate She tells me when to spee...

  Happy birthday mum See, we did remember Because you are so dear Just like every year   We will never forget We just wish and w...

  I went to the cemetery with Granddad To visit the grave of Grandma Dot But after an hour of wandering around I thought Granddad had ...

  When my dad was a boy There was no such thing as sushi In fact during the depression Eating raw fish was considered poverty

  Three little kitties They lost their skimpies, And they began to cry, "Oh mother dear, We sadly fear That we have lost our sk...

  Are you wearing socks? Tell me that you are, pray Why must you adopt The most bohemian way And be quite sock less On your weddin...