72 Miles From The Sea

  An unfortunate pair, Claude and Maud Spent what they Could ill afford And ended up Committing fraud So, the unfortunate pair, ...

  Sitting the final exam Was quite frankly, fruitless Trying to write with A broken pencil is pointless

  When fish are in schools Their behaviour is sedate Except of course for the days When they take debate

  It's raining; it's pouring. The old man is snoring. We should have changed but instead, We didn’t and we’ll all be dead by m...

  Are you wearing a girdle? That’s a problem Mrs Spurdle, Not an insurmountable hurdle But due to the snugness of the fit Prising al...

  Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks Most are just scrounging off the state But there is one working at the Vatican He doesn’t really...

  I look back in sober reflection Dwelling in conceit of my perfections Glossing over my imperfections But over all I look back with a...