72 Miles From The Sea

  An apple a day Keeps the doctor away Isn’t really true So, the best thing to do Is squirt some mace Into their face

  I wish you a happy birthday And I won’t mention your age But if you were a bottle of wine You would definitely be vint-age If you ...

  Dearest friend, thank you For being the hand that steadies me And the foundation beneath me You’re the calm on my sea

Put downs work the best For deflecting unwanted attention But try to be amusing As this relieves the tension “Wow your body is like ...

  “Doctor I have chronic diarrhoea And I think it’s hereditary” “Nonsense man I can assure you Diarrhoea is not hereditary, And no m...

  There is a new fashion range Launching in the spring And if you are of certain bent Then for you it’s just the thing   There wil...

  What makes Mandela a great man? Was it that he opposed apartheid? So what? He wasn’t alone in that That doesn’t make him great T...