72 Miles From The Sea

  On the M25 just beyond Dartford She lost control of her car and crashed Hitting the barrier with great force Then came rest with the...

  Toast always lands butter side down It’s a rule of locomotion And a cat always lands on its feet Now here is a curious notion If y...

  Mild mannered and the meek Shy and too embarrassed to speak No goose hears them say boo They are hardly noticeable to you Then the...

  According to my brother When choosing one over another The perfect woman will be Quite easy to find really His perfect woman indeed Wo...

  Mary stood naked before the bathroom mirror And wiped the steam away so she could see clearer Then her heart sank at what she could se...

  As a school kid It was cider first Then as a student Wine came second Then as a worker The vodka came third   But it doesn’t...

  “What is the chemical formula for water?” The science teacher said to young Joe Joe confidently stood up and replied H, I, J, K, L, ...