72 Miles From The Sea

  Is Santa Claus really a woman? Oh do me a favour please It’s obviously a man Why is it so hard to believe? That’s why everything h...

  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

When Santa isn’t working With a happy ho ho ho He likes to tend his garden With his Hoe Hoe Hoe

  When Santa isn’t working With a happy ho ho ho He likes to ballroom dance Going quick quick slow Then he dances backwards And he...

  Why did the turkey cross the road? There was a very simple reason It was due to a lack of options for a Turkey During the Christmas ...

  Why did the turkey cross the road? Well contrary to the fable It was to avoid ending up On the Christmas table

  Do not eat Christmas decorations They are not nutritious in the slightest And apart from that very simple fact You will end up with bad...