72 Miles From The Sea

  Look at me, the young cat purred Look I am a very clever kitty I am a huntress to be admired I’ve caught a Squirrel as big as me I...

  I had a friend who vehemently opposed All forms of parental discipline Which was all well and good until she snapped And put her son...

  I heard about a young actor Who was playing the part of a Page Fell through the floorboards But he was just going through a stage

  I suffer from kleptomania I have to admit But when it gets bad, I take something for it

  There was a parade of rabbits All in a line Hopping backwards, A receding hare-line

I’m in my sixties now and I started drinking when I was 15, which was in the early 1970’s. I always looked older than my age, though not o...

  I once knew a girl called Jo Jo with the, all over tan Jo Jo the Can Can The perfect gift for a man Who had a beautiful White toothed s...