72 Miles From The Sea

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Friday, 20 August 2021

A LITTLE GIRL’S WARNING

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  A little girl watched her dad dress for a party. And then she gave her dad a warning “Daddy, you shouldn't wear that dinner suit” ...

I WAS SCARRED DURING MY FIRST TIME

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  I was scarred during my first time And made me think I was still a virgin I thought I was doing fine until she said Those three drea...

THERE WAS A FIGHT AT THE CIRCUS

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  There was a fight at the circus Between a clown and a mugger The fight didn’t last for long Once they went for the juggler

THE ANTELOPE AND THE GAZELLE

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  I dreamed one night that an Antelope, Loved a Gazelle and planned to elope But at the moment they expected least A jealous Wildebeest ...

ARE YOU WEARING A SQUINT?

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  Are you wearing a squint? That’ll be because of the fine print. I wouldn’t bother reading every bit There's no way you're goi...

MY GIRLFRIEND THINKS I'M A STALKER

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  My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker She’s thought it ever since we met Well, I say girlfriend, I should explain That , she's ...
Thursday, 19 August 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE ODESSA FILE (1974)

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  “The Odessa File” is a historical drama, screenplay by Kenneth Ross and George Markstein based on the Novel by Frederick Forsyth and Direc...
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