72 Miles From The Sea

  I hate the over use of Brexit The word really makes me see red Why not call it something like The Great British Break Off instead

I cannot believe that my Next door neighbour Is a self-harmer She's so vile there Must be queue of people Willing to do it for...

  I got into trouble for telling A self-harming joke I know self-harm isn’t funny But I’m a funny bloke So, I won’t beat myself up ...

  “Love Affair” is a classic romantic drama Directed by Leo McCarey based on the co-written story by Mildred Cram and Leo McCarey. A Frenc...

  Brexit is a terrible name, It really makes me see red And sounds like a remedy For when you are constipated

  My girlfriend was striking in appearance With a face like a rare Chinese thing Like a classic vase from a great dynasty Was it Yuan,...

  My wife was invited to go On a girls' night out recently The invite said “dress to kill” So she went as Myra Hindley