72 Miles From The Sea

  When I do the decorating I always use my stepladder And the reason for that is I don't get on with my real ladder

  “Always fight fire with fire” My Dad always said to me Which is why he was sacked From the fire brigade probably

  When six men were Kicking and punching My mother-in-law the other day My wife said to me 'Are you going to help?' 'N...

  I think animal testing is a terrible idea In fact it’s a concept rather queer They get all nervous in their own way And give the wro...

Have you ever noticed? That look that women get You know the one I mean When they want to do IT When they have that I want sex loo...

  The Philadelphia Story is a Classic romantic comedy, directed by George Cukor. about Philadelphia socialites Tracy Lord (Katharine Hepburn...

  Who shot Liberty Valance What price glory When the legends die Where no vulture’s fly Why oh why