72 Miles From The Sea

  The African Queen is based on C.S. Forester’s novel and directed by John Huston. It’s set in German Eastern Africa at the beginning of W...

  Why is it that married women seem to weight? So much more than single women do today This subject has been the cause of much debate ...

  I think I am no ordinary man Which begins my monologue I am Dyslexic and an Atheist But to complete my catalogue Now I am an Insom...

  You know you're getting old when you have to squint to see And a dripping tap will cause an uncontrollable urge to pee You regret ...

  You write every week To your Mother in Leek Even though she writes you Every day or two From the Isle of Wight Asking why you ne...

  Once there was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was Until the time that I took a wife But it was too late by then of c...

  The difference between his girlfriend And his wife is about 45 pounds of fat The difference between her boyfriend And her husband is...