72 Miles From The Sea

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 395 Saturday's child Works hard for its living, (So clearly not a benefit scrounger) ARE YOU WEARING...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 394 Friday's child Is loving and giving, (Especially on a Friday night when they’re pissed) ARE YOU ...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 393 Thursday's child Has far to go, (Well I hope they’re not travelling on Southern Rail) ARE YOU WE...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 392 Wednesday's child Is full of woe, (And that’s what you get for drinking on a school night) ARE ...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 391 Tuesday's child Is full of grace, (Well it’s not that lump of a boy next door then) ARE YOU WEAR...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 390 Monday's child Is fair of face, (Well obviously if they don’t look haggard on Monday morning it’s...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 389 If all the world was apple pie, Just like it was in my dream Then the oceans would be full Of delicio...