72 Miles From The Sea

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 382 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall He didn’t see her coming at all “Hump Me and Dump Me” She yelled And push...

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 9 My son jokes about my age His humour is unforgiving He says my first driving license Was probably written...

HALLOWEEN PICKUP # 1 When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary ...

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 7 My son jokes about my age His humour is very droll He says my first driving license Was written on a scro...

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 6 My son jokes about my age His humour is very severe He says that when I was at school I sat next to Shake...

I HAVE A MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS # 2 I have a memory foam mattress And I awake feeling brighter I just wish it would remember me When I wa...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 376 Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, do you know the muffin man, He’s ...