72 Miles From The Sea

TODAY’S PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS I think today’s professional footballers Worry far too much about their hairstyle And should pay as muc...

BLUEBELLS IN THE WOOD Bluebells in the wood Sway in the dappled shade To the tune of Spring THISTLEDOWN, IN IDLE FLIGHT Thistledown,...

AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR At the eleventh hour On the eleventh day Of the eleventh month We heard the generals say You can go home now lads...

THE CHARGE OF THE DARK BRIGADE The scroll of the seven seals Rested in God's right hand Until he bade his son The Lion of Judah ...

ONE OF THE TWELVE - ANDREW THE APOSTLE One of the twelve Andrew the Apostle The son of John Brother of Simon From the village of Beths...

CLICKETY CLACK Clickety clack Was the talk from the track As Across the compartment She sat down seductively And the first seed of Aw...

ARE YOU WEARING NYLON PANTS? Are you wearing nylon pants? There can be no other explanation Because every time you get aroused It affec...